A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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