Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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when debbie meets downer

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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