Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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HOLY COW!

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Bitch

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Anti Joke

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