What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

bologna

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

I once did something.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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