Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

2 + 2 = 4

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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