- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Ain't idn't a word.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.