- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

what do you call your mom? mom

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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