What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Waseem is a hard worker.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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