What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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