A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Women's Rights.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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