Oh my God! A talking dog!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

I love pissing people off :P

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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