- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

I love pissing people off :P

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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