What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Oh, right

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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