Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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