- Anti Joke

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.