- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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