An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Whats white? A fridge

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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