- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

What do you do at a club? You club.

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