How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

you will like this because i am black.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why can't jokes spit?

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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