Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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black people

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Anti Joke

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