- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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