Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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