Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

you will like this because i am black.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why can't jokes spit?

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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