- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Waffles ate my grandma

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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