- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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