- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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