Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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A dyslexic blind man

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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when debbie meets downer

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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