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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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