Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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