Where's my tractor?

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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