- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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