Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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WNBA

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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