- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Your Mom The End.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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