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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Abortion.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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