- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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