What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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