Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

I like the color potato.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

2 + 2 = 4

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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