What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

I'm homeless.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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