- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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