- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

can you touch your toes? no

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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