- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Daniel is a fag

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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