- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Asian women drivers...

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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