Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

2 + 2 = 4

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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