What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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