- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Knock Knock. Doors open

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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