- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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