- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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