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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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