A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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