Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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