its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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