- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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