- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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