- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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