- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

An Aisian failed a test

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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