- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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