- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Cancer

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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