Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Poker face

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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