- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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