What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

whats brown and booky a book.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Go away still nothing to see

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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