Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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