- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why is the ground wet It rained

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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