Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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