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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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